What Not To Do At A Wedding Shower
Wedding showers are all about the bride. Sometimes you know her really well and the shower is a happy, fun-filled occasion. Other times, you barely know the girl and you have no idea how to act, what to get her, or what to say. In each situation and every one in between, here is a cardinal list of rules of what not to do at ANY wedding shower.
Unless it’s ONE OF THOSE Showers, Stay Away from Inappropriate Gifts
Unless the shower is designated for gifts of the *ahem* more intimate nature, stay away from sex toys and risque lingerie. One famous story is floating around the internet that regards a ninety-year-old grandmother who was so offended at a shower gift that she spit her dentures out and stormed away. We want to avoid offended grandmothers.
Keep Your History To Yourself
There are countless stories out there about girls who attend the bridal showers of women who are marrying their ex boyfriends. Maybe that’s not clear, so let’s put it into second person narrative. You’re at a shower. The girl who is getting married is getting married to a guy you used to date. Whatever you do, do not talk about your relationship with this girl’s groom-to-be. It’s in poor taste and makes everyone feel awkward.
tell dirty jokes
encourage anybody else to get naked
get wasted and naked
be mean to the bride
be mean to the bride’s mother, grandmother, sister, best friend, etc.
If you follow these simple rules, you should be fine. If you think of something other than one of these things to do to offend people, PULEASE write to tell me about it.